Good Morning USA. 

THE END. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking 'HOW COME THE STORY'S ENDED', but there's all these extra pages at the back? I bet there's a SECRET BONUS STORY hidden away somewhere.' Well, forget it. The rest of these pages are just blank empty space with nothing written on them, certainly not a SECRET BONUS STORY. So just put this book down right now. It's over. Go and hassle your mum for a biscuit or something.

Stop looking for a SECRET BONUS STORY. There isn't one. Just accept it. See? Blank empty space. That's all. The rest of this book is just blank empty space, blank empty space, blamk empty space.  The rest of this book is just blank empty space tralalalalal.

Are you still here? Look, I'm not going to tell you again. THERE IS NO SECRET BONUS STORY. THIS IS THE END OF THE BOOK.

MY NEW <BFF> PB : 13TH.FBL.PL

THE END

GAME OVER

GO HOME

BYE BYE