"I'm nice right now, man
I-I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air?
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off (...) completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
(...)
So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
I'm next on the table, who want what?
(...)
Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off(...) completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
(...)
I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
(...)
And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(No, we're not leaving)
And don't have sex (...)
(Trust me)
(...)
nothing wrong with some fun
(...)
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
(...)
Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
(...)
And repeat after me
(...)
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
(...)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit"...