Who Says I can't get stoned ?
Turn off the light and the telephone
Me and my house alone
Who says I can't get stoned ?

Who says I can't be free ?
From all of the things that I used to be
Re-write my history
Who says I can't be free ?

It's been a long night in New York City
It's been a long night in Baton Rouge
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again I don't remember you

Who says I can't get stoned ?
Call up the girls that I used to know
Fake love for an hour or so 
Who says I can't get stoned ?

Who says I can't take time ?
Meet all ther girls on the county line
Then wait on fate to send a sign
Who says I can't take time ?

It's been a long night in New York City
It's been a long night in Austin too
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again I don't remember you

Who says I can't get stoned ?
Plan a trip to Japan alone
Doesn't matter If I even go
Who says I can't get stoned ?

It's been a long night in New York City
It's been a long time since 20 too
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again I don't remember you