Once, there was a white cat Who was really, really fat So fat She looked like a bat Who has eaten a huge rat. The cat was walking in the street Following a beat, with her feet Tic, tac, tic, tac Tictactictactictac Looking for anything to eat Milk, fish, tuna, meat... But what a pity The street was empty So empty Not even a birdie To make her get nasty. The cat kept walking in the street Following a beat, with her feet Tic, tac, tic, tac Tic, tac, tic, tac Looking for somewhere to sleep Bed'n'sheets? Get real! Just a seat... But she didn't find any, what a shame Because she was really lame So lame She had forgotten her own name And from where she originally came. So she kept walking in the street Feeling the heat, and pain in her feet Tic, tac, tic, tac Tic, tac Looking for someone to blame Same situation, same game... Then, the white cat Saw a tiny red hat One hat She ran, jumped and sat In it, what a lucky cat! But since she was really fat She got stuck in the hat So stuck She looked like a rat In a cheese trap. A dog came walking in the street Following a beat, with his feet Tic, tac, tictac Tic, tac, tictac He saw something red So he stopped near the cat's head: 'Haha! Cat, you pay the fees For acting so bad with your peers! ' 'Help, please' 'Call me bad boy, I love to tease I'm getting outta here, say cheers! ' Then a bird came flying in the street With his wings, following a beat Tictactictactictac Tictactictactictac He saw something red So he stopped above the cat's head: 'Oh, poor white cat Are you trapped in this hat? ' 'Damn I am! ' 'Let me help you, sad little cat Here, you're out, care for a chat? ' Rumors I heard Say the cat ate the bird