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Dodano: 11 WRZEŚNIA 2008
Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than
an ambulance
Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain
the pens tothe counters.
142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
new shirts.
58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
of screwdrivers.
13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas
tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after
cracker pulling accidents
101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of
plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two
years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of
Control Scalextric cars.
AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull
whilst throwing up into the toilet!
SO FUNNY
You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense...
ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE
1) Thats not right.......... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King
12) Staying out of sight.............................
. Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah
Anyone not understand.............. Yu Dum Fuk
Only in Ireland
Only in Ireland...Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than
an ambulance
Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain
the pens tothe counters.
142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
new shirts.
58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
of screwdrivers.
13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas
tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after
cracker pulling accidents
101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of
plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two
years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of
Control Scalextric cars.
AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull
whilst throwing up into the toilet!
SO FUNNY
You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense...
ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE
1) Thats not right.......... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King
12) Staying out of sight.............................
. Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah
Anyone not understand.............. Yu Dum Fuk
