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nie ma to jak sobota z nia :*
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, `I screwed your mom last night!` Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.
Again, he hears, `Your mom was good in bed last night!` Again, he tries to ignore it.
The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, `Dad, go home, you`re drunk!`