3 guys are in a cafe.
One says: I've got the smallest head in the world!
Another says: I've got the smallest arm in the world!
Last one says: I'm the most musical talented in the world!
The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
First one goes first and returns happy: I really have the smallest head in the world!
Second returns happy too: I really have the smallest arm in the world!
The last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS PATRICK STUMP?!